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Where are they now?? Top Rap artists ten years later..

July 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

saw this online and thought I would share…  its amazing how some have fell off while others have stayed strong….

http://therapup.uproxx.com/2009/06/t…ass-of-09.html

10 Most Popular Artists of 1999

Lil Kim

THEN: After dropping Hard Core in 1996, an album that would go platinum three times over, Lil Kim then hit us with The Notorious Kim and La Bella Mafia, both of which were platinum-certified. Kim solidified her status as one of the most successful femcees ever.

NOW: After being released from prison for lying to a grand jury about a shooting that took place outside Hot 97 (it’s always outside Hot 97), Lil Kim remained quiet until her recent appearance on Dancing With The Stars. Despite She has an album she’s working on, Vintage, that she plans on releasing sometimes in 2009.

Lauryn Hill

THEN: After establishing herself as one of the two (out of three) significant members of The Fugees, Hill was on top of the world. Due to incredible sales of both Blunted On Reality and The Score, the trio were launched into orbit. After going solo, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill further propelled her career, selling over 20 million copies worldwide since its 1998 release date.

NOW: Since going into self-imposed exile due to her categorical dissatisfaction with the music industry and infuriating the Vatican with comments regarding the sexual abuse of children in the Catholic Church, Hill has been seen very rarely both socially as well as in the music scene.

Jay-Z

THEN: He started as a kid from Brooklyn who went to school with AZ, Biggie and Busta Rhymes and dropped out before his high school graduation to go full-time into selling drugs. He found that he had a flow, and through free styles and connections found himself replacing drugs with CD’s.

NOW: A kid who hustled drugs from the Marcy projects grows up to be one of the most influential and powerful artists to have graced the rap-game. Hova created a label, saw it grow step-by-step with his career, went platinum 24 times over in his 13 year career and now owns sports teams, clothing lines and his own music. A true entrepreneur.


Juvenile

THEN: At the age of 19, Terius Gray, better known as Juvenile, started rapping in New Orleans. He released his first album, Being Myself, in 1995 and two years later he dropped Solja Rags – both of which were commercial failures. 400 Degreez, however, his third album went four times platinum off of the song “Back That Azz Up,” which in my book is the grandfather off all club bangers.

NOW: Juve released five albums since 400 Degreez with mixed response but Juvenile has been off the radar since 2006 and though he does have an album slated for release this year his relevance as a rapper has declined so greatly that the release will probably end up disappointing.


DMX

THEN: After catching a break in The Source’s “Unsigned Hype” column, DMX was finally able to get signed to Def Jam in 1998, when his first album came out. DMX strung a line of five albums together from 1998 to 2003, each of which went at least platinum once over. DMX was able to hold down dark, grimy rap in an age where artists were moving away from the sub-genre.

NOW: The man has been arrested for animal cruelty, reckless driving, unlicensed driving, drug possession and identity falsification. He was implicated in the alleged rape of a stripper in the Bronx, and WAS cleared, but the man has a rap sheet hairier than Freeway’s beard. Now he’s got a gospel album in post-production and two albums coming out this year and/or 2010.

Master P

THEN: Master P made his debut in the rap-game in 1991 with his release, Get Away Clean. Five years later his fifth release, Ice Cream Man, would go platinum and be the first in a chain of five albums to chart and either go platinum or gold for the New Orleans rapper in a row. His albums have failed to chart since 2001.

NOW: Despite lackluster numbers, Master P parlayed his success as a rapper into success in multiple business ventures including a record company, a clothing line, a film company, a sports managment company, real estate holdings and a travel company. Miller saw much more money outside of rap. He hasn’t released an album in three years and has kept his music career very quiet.

Busta Rhymes

THEN: From Leaders of the New School to “Woo Hah!! (Got You All In Check)” off of his platinum release The Coming, Busta Rhymes has proven to be a dynamic rapper with a machine gun flow mirroring his on-stage persona. He had 5 records go platinum from 1996 to 2001.

NOW: Busta’s commercial releases began to slump in 2001 with the release of Genesis. Since then the Brooklyn emcee incurred a few legal issues but remained in the rap-game as a minor player. His recent release, Back On My BS, though commercially unsuccessful, has marked a resurgence of Busta in rap and through a slew of singles featuring artists new and old, Rhymes seems to be staging a comeback.

Missy Elliott

THEN: Missy Elliott began her musical career in a group called Sista, alongside her childhood friend and producer, Timothy Mosely aka Timbaland. After moving to New York and the larger group she had joined dispersed, Elliott and Mosely did a majority of their work writing and producing for other acts. Elliott released Supa Dupa Fly in 1997 to critical acclaim and her follow up album two years later, Da Real World, also went platinum.

NOW: With five studio albums that have gone, at the very least platinum once over, Elliott is considered a pioneer for blazing a trail for women in rap as well as for her sound. The Cookbook, which came out in 2005 went gold and her 2009 release, Block Party has yet to be released.

Eminem

THEN: After moving around Michigan with his mother, then Marshall Mathers landed in a Detroit suburb. Inspired by the Beastie Boys’ License To Ill, Mathers decided he wanted to pursue rapping. In 1997 Jimmy Iovine, CEO of Interscope Records, requested a demo tape from Mathers after he won the Rap Olympics and set Mathers up with legendary producer Dr. Dre.

NOW: Eminem grew into a rap legend from his first release, The Slim Shady LP, which shifted four million units in the U.S. and over 9 million worldwide. In his career Mathers has sold 58 million records and odds are his latest release, Relapse, will only add to that staggering number.

Snoop Dogg

THEN: Snoop linked with West coast producer and rapper, Dr. Dre after Dre heard the rookie emcee freestyle over an En Vogue track. By the time 2000 was over, Snoop Dogg had gone platinum 10 times over with five albums in seven years.

NOW: Snoop has expanded his “brand” to multiple business ventures. Once the braided-up rapper from the streets of Long Beach, Snoop has parlayed his commercial success into product endorsements, television shows, peewee football teams and more. Snoop has legitimized himself into more of a branding tool than a rapper. __________________

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Sign Of the times…

June 15, 2009 · 1 Comment

Recently Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen.

SoupKitchen

Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars

Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars

Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal
while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone: Priceless

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How to Make a Kick Ass 80’s Action flick..

June 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

REPOST!  saw this on http://www.holytaco.com and wanted to share…

How To Make an Awesome 80’s Action Movie

June 12th, 2009 | 11:03 am
We are huge fans of 80’s Action Movies….HUGE fans.  Over the years, we’ve noticed that most 80’s Action Movies follow a certain recipe, and contain specific elements that really seem to make them work.  By following these simple steps, you too can create your own 80’s Action Movie:
Step 1: Explosions
Any 80’s Action Movie that’s worth its weight in cocaine and lengthy vaginal pubic hair has to have explosions…LOTS of explosions.  An 80’s movie without explosions is like a sorority girl wearing a sweater: after a few minutes, you realize how stupid they are, because there’s nothing there to distract you from it.  Explosions are key, and when it comes to 80’s Action Movies, it’s impossible to use too many.
Step 2: The Hero
You have two options for The Hero: he can either be a white dude with a mustache, awesome 80’s hair, and a vest, or a super-buff black dude who’s not wearing a shirt.  If you choose the black dude, he can’t be too outrageously buff, because then he starts to leave the “Hero” territory and venture into the “Bad Guy’s Number One Henchman” zone.  The Hero will be a little bit rough around the edges, but good-natured and pure, and somehow he’ll have learned how to kick major ass. They’ll explain that he’s an ex-Green Beret or something, and because he’s selfless, he’ll be happy to put his life on the line to defend the innocent, even if it’s for no clear reason at all.
Step 3: The Boobies
80’s Action Movies are all about a good set of big ol’ boobies.  You’re going to see those boobies several times, and they’re going to be real and natural.  They’ll also probably be wet, due to a shower or the ocean.  At some point, the owner of these boobies will be kidnapped by the bad guy, and one of his henchmen will try to gently touch her boobies, and she’ll inflict pain on his crotch, even though, two scenes ago, The Hero was squeezing her boobies like he was using a hand pump to inflate an air mattress on a camping trip.
Step 4: The Badass Car
No hero is just gonna walk around with his hot chick by his side, trying to defend justice on foot.  He’s gonna need a sweet ride.  The rules regarding cars in action movies haven’t really changed much since the 80’s.  Our hero is either going to drive the newest, sweetest, real-life sports car on the market, or he’s going to drive some kind of futuristic, fictional car that doesn’t really exist.  He’ll probably only drive the sweet car for a few scenes before he crashes it through something and uses it to trigger a huge, catalytic explosion that gets the final action sequence started.
Step 5: The Bad Guy
Since this is an 80’s movie, there’s going to be karate involved, even when it clearly doesn’t belong.  Whether the movie takes place in modern-day Harlem, or Dark-Ages England, somebody is going to get jump-kicked in the neck in slow motion.  The main bad guy is going to be a sleazy businessman-type, who’s trying to get money by taking advantage of some social system that’s going to rip everyone else off while he gets filthy rich.  Obviously, like any nefarious 80’s businessman, he’ll have an army of ninjas defending his fortress hideout.
Step 6: The Title
This is incredibly important:  80’s movie titles, much like a Tijuana hooker, have to make you think that, for $10, you’re going to have two hours of complete and utter awesomeness.  To create the proper 80’s Action Movie title, you’ll need one word that’s the name of the main character, but also the name of an object that’s considered super badass, like a razor, or a chainsaw.  Then, the second word in the title has to be a synonym for ass-kicking revenge.  It’s as simple as that.
Step 7: The Tagline
The last crucial element of the Awesome 80’s Movie is the tagline.  This is of utmost importance, because it needs to tell the audience what the movie is sort of about, and it also needs to be really cool.  It should contain at least one pun and one ellipses, and it should end with an exclamation point, to further emphasize the action that this movie contains.
STEEL JUSTICE: Coming 25 Years Ago to a Theater Near You!

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Told him It was Cheaper to Keep her but he did not learn!!

June 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Just heard that this dude lost his mind..

Peace to the east Biytch!!

Peace to the east Biytch!!

The Grammy winner has been living apart from his wife for nearly a year after almost two years of marriage. Usher’s primary concern is for his children. He is a great father and just wants to do what is right for them.

The insider says that it’s more than just talk — the divorce papers were filed in Atlanta this morning.

The couple has faced problems in the past. In November 2008, In Touch reported that Usher was flirting with girls at a party in Miami, and even asked a model what she was doing afterward.

Should have learned from PUFF…  Ya dont wife them and you def dont let them breed!!  Now you on the hook till they 18 and she gets to spend ya money…  SMH…

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I have found my next Xmas gift for the family….

June 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Ever try to buy something for the person that has everything??  Ever have one of those family members that ya just cant get a handle on?

I have the perfect answer!!

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Eyebrow weaves???…. Nope, not even joking…. SMH

June 5, 2009 · 1 Comment

saw this on youtube and after watching this I walked outside and slapped the first chick I saw…

DAMN..

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Quick Blog..

June 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

As I have fallen in love with Twitter I have been neglecting my blog but I felt the need to post this..

Im sitting in the Batcave watching the Lakers beat the hell out of Orlando in game 1 of the NBA finals and looking at Andrew Buynum and it hit me…  This dude daddy on tv!!

Check the science…

Lakers Starting Center Andrew Bynum

Lakers Starting Center Andrew Bynum

and his daddy!

30 rock star Tracy Morgan...

30 rock star Tracy Morgan...

still not convinced…  how bout a couple more shots?

exhibit 1

exhibit 1

and…….

Bam!!

Bam!!

Just something to make ya think since Kobe is killing them softly…

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Pearl Flip 8230 coming to verizon.. Crackberry repost.

June 3, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Verizon BlackBerry Pearl Flip 8230

Ok Ok…I know there’s probably a larger contingent of Verizon subscribers reading this that would rather see Verizon issue the press release about the BlackBerry Tour 9630 over the BlackBerry Pearl Flip 8230, but today it’s the 3G-enabled Flip that gets the spotlight. It’s going to hit stores on June 19th. See full press release below. Anybody out there going to pick this baby up?

Press Release

Verizon Wireless Customers Will Flip for the New 3G-Enabled BlackBerry Pearl Flip Smartphone

Verizon Wireless Delivers the Full Power of a BlackBerry Smartphone in a Popular Flip Design

BASKING RIDGE, NEW JERSEY and WATERLOO, ONTARIO–(Marketwire – June 4, 2009) – Verizon Wireless and Research In Motion (RIM) (NASDAQ:RIMM)(TSX:RIM) announced today the BlackBerry Pearl Flip 8230 smartphone will be available on the nation’s largest 3G broadband network beginning June 19. The BlackBerry Pearl Flip 8230 features the industry’s leading mobile e-mail and messaging solution combined with rich multimedia capabilities and the high-speed connectivity of Verizon Wireless’ broadband network in a popular flip design.

Available color: Silver

Key features:

  • Two high-resolution color displays; the external LCD lets customers preview incoming messages without opening the handset
  • 2.0 megapixel camera with zoom, flash and video recording capabilities; video recording requires a microSD card, which can be purchased separately
  • Large SureType QWERTY keyboard for easy typing and dialing
  • Advanced media player for music, videos and pictures
  • microSD/SDHC card slot with support for up to 16 GB of memory per card
  • BlackBerry Internet Service and BlackBerry Enterprise Server support
  • Voice-activated dialing and speakerphone capabilities

Lifestyle features:

  • Easy mobile access to Facebook, MySpace and Flickr, as well as popular instant messaging services (e.g. Yahoo! IM, AIM, Google Talk and Windows Live Messenger)
  • Support for BlackBerry App World, featuring a broad and growing catalog of third-party mobile applications developed specifically for the BlackBerry Pearl Flip. Categories include games, entertainment, social networking and sharing, news and weather, productivity and much more
  • BlackBerry Media Sync allows for easy syncing of music collections to the BlackBerry Pearl Flip (certain music files may not be supported, including files that contain digital rights management technologies)
  • Visual Voice Mail to help customers prioritize their messages
  • VZ Navigator(SM)-capable, which means customers get audible turn-by-turn directions to more than 15 million points of interest; customers can also get directions to any address in the U.S. and share the directions with others

Pricing and availability:

  • The BlackBerry Pearl Flip 8230 smartphone will be $129.99 after a $70 mail-in rebate with a new two-year customer agreement. Customers will receive the rebate in the form of a debit card; upon receipt, customers may use the card as cash anywhere debit cards are accepted.
  • VZ Navigator is available for $9.99 monthly access, and Visual Voice Mail is available for $2.99 monthly access. Other charges may apply when downloading or using applications.
  • Customers can purchase the BlackBerry Pearl Flip 8230 online and in Verizon Wireless Communications Stores. For additional information on any Verizon Wireless products and services, visit a Verizon Wireless Communications Store, call 1-800-2 JOIN IN or go online to www.verizonwireless.com. Business customers can contact their Verizon Wireless Business Sales Representatives at 1-800-VZW-4BIZ.

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R Kelly Mixtape-THE DEMO tape…

June 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I have been rocking this for a couple days and fig I would share with the fam… really nice cd.  Hell its better then most cats full album..  Dont front on Kells cause before he was pissing on chicks ya’ll was loving him..

r kellylisting

Here is the link…

http://rapidshare.com/files/24052058…_06.02.09_.zip

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Speaking on that Twitter Hate

May 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Being the tech geek I am I was up on Twitter long before most but I tend to let it linger in the background until it reached critical mass.  Since I have been on twitter my follower have grown and after trimming the flock to about 50 or so Im happy for that it brings me.  But some live to get as many followers as they can, celebs got millions, even Obama has over a million..  My issue with them is unless your going to follow those people back whats the point.  Reading bout ashton and whoever tweeting to themselves is akin to stalking..  and then you have Diddy..  The man with an ego almost approaching Kayne’s but who seems to keep his business and personal life always in flux.  So when I came across this story..  well.

Dylan Dylan Dylan..  I spit hot fire!!

Dylan Dylan Dylan.. I spit hot fire!!

Diddy hits a Millions Followers. Backlash ensues.

By Roman Wolfe

Hip-Hop mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs can add another first to his list of accomplishments, as he has become the first rapper to have over a million followers on popular micro-blogging site, Twitter.

The mogul began a countdown last week, asking his hundreds of thousands of followers to re-tweet his messages in attempt to gain more followers to cross the 1 million mark.

Early this morning (May 27), the mogul sent out a message thanking his followers for helping place him in company with celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, Oprah Winfrey, Ryan Seacrest and even United States President Barack Obama.

And while Diddy has reached the milestone, he still trails behind celebrities like Shaquille O’Neal, Britney Spears, Jimmy Fallon and others.

The mogul’s accomplishment has not been without backlash. Almost immediately, Twitter users began a tag called #unfollowdiddy, which consists of users explaining why they should not follow the mogul.

The tag has quickly become a trending topic, although it doesn’t appear to be effecting Combs’ Twitter page, which continues to attract thousands of followers.

The negative tags and re-tweets may have gotten to Combs who wrote: “Life is short! Use your time wisely! Only a fool waste [sic] time on negativity! while your trying to tear me down I’m already onto my next dream!”

He also sent a link out to a YouTube link to a clip of a popular skit by Katt Williams addressing “haters.”

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