For those that have waited till the hype hangover abated
Do I have a treat for you….
Cores numbering twice with nary a skin on device
I give you the device that’s pure,
A 12 mp shooter on rear and 2mp in front, it’s clear this device will be the cure…
A High Def Screen will make all your media dreams, seem like they have come true
Data speeds aplenty and SVDO on the platter will let you talk and surf anew…
Skype on deck for all that want to Sextext
Or is it Google video chat you’ll select?
It’s open so you can choose…
A screen that’s massive for widescreen fragments of an OS dipped in Honey…
This device is well worth the money..
When will I have it you ply?
To that a Panda replies….
check the tags my friends.. for this info is akin to that which is most secret
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Hope it’s not a Moto device!!!
Winning. We miss Panel blood on Twitter. And that will be the my next phone. Yes. Here is to hoping the unlimited 4g stays.
I hate April fools day. D3 hypebeastin’
haha.. I fig may as well join in.. I will actually post some news about the D3 and other devices this week… sooo stay tuned. lol
Any of those devices by any chance HTC? 😉
You’ve missed out on AC podcasts! They haven’t been the same without you. A lot of tablet talk.
It would be lovely if you could decipher the Merge mystery. This weird love/hate thing is getting annoying. Not on leaked “roadmap” but has VZ Nav. Ay dios mio.
I did have some fun with GIMP though. http://forum.androidcentral.com/htc-merge/74020-verizon-releases-merge.html
come on man, weeks almost gone you gotta spill the news
Dude come on it’s sunday spill the news
Nice April fools joke
Lol. Nice joke, but one of the tags does say ‘not the real device.. but close…’. Hmm…
Hahaha! I love it!
Pimpin Sammy Strikes again !!!! Now which device is it hmmmmmm
Damn i haz it figured out its a HTC thats all ill say.
This is the first one that actually fooled me today. You’re a dick, Mr Panda.
We’ve missed you Panda!
Now if only we could get some current NON-foolish hints!
LOL! ;0)
Hmm … nice April Fools joke. And, very interesting choice of pictures to go along with it. A “pyramid” looking structure … and if you look at the picture’s filename, “obelisk”, meaning a tall, four-sided structure topped with a “pyramid”-like shape. Coincidence? Hmm …
That’s from the movie 2001.
Nice catch. Never saw the movie myself (I know … probably something sacriligious or something), so I would never have caught that. But, interesting choice of pictures nonetheless.
i c what you did thar. Indeed his tags are revealing. Also, the title 😉
I have been waiting for someone to release a 4 foot screen!
Yeah.. 4Feet HD screen… Its a giant panel that can act as a TV/Phone/PC/TabletPC … What ever you wish it to be..
Any Bionic news, oh Great Panda?
These poems hurt my brain! I hereby offer to provide you with poetry consulting services going forward. What we can do is this – you can tell me and only me about hot upcoming phones and I will write rudimentary teaser poems for you to post here. Here’s a sample reworking of the above offense against taste and decency:
For all who heeded my advice
To wait to buy a phone that’s nice
I have some special news for you
A phone with cores that number two
And not a trace of clunky skin
Stocked with Honey, Pooh wants in
With megapixels out the ear
Two up front and twelve in rear
View them on a wide HD
That’s large enough for all to see
Skype your babe if you like that
Or maybe Google Video Chat
SVDO means surf while talking
And at these speeds you won’t be walking
Here’s a phone that’s worth the cash
Which zaps the hyped up beast to ash
For clues to a release that lags
Check the info in the tags
See there?! Let’s do this, man.
My guess: A 4g dual core Droid 3 drops Blur to return to its stock roots with Honeycomb. Has a qHD screen and, per the tag about keyboard design, the redesigned keyboard we’ve seen shots of: http://androidcommunity.com/droid-3-photos-leaked-show-redesigned-keyboard-20110319/ . Only thing it doesn’t address is the previous clues to some kind of Peak-related name like apex or summit or something similar that would also fit on top of the obelisk above.
This is great!
Actually, now that I think about it, we’d have to dial this back somewhat to account for the April Fools component and the “not the real device… but close” tag. So let’s say it’s Gingerbread, not Honeycomb. And 8mp, not 12. And maybe 1.3 up front, not 2.
Either the Moto Targa or the HTC Pyramid
But he’s a Verizon guy. I wouldn’t think he would tease us about phones on other carriers. And from what I’ve heard the Targa is slated for the end of the year. Meanwhile Panda told us not to get locked into a 2year commitment on a Thunderbolt and to wait several weeks (past St. Patrick’s Day) for something that’s stock, dual-core, and LTE. So either something like that is coming this month or he was talking about two different things in the same poem – something like the Targa that’s stock but not coming for a while, and then things like the Samsung Charge and Bionic. But he said it was something that had not leaked. And we already knew about those. I’m hanging here in limbo trying to hold off on the Tbolt, not wanting the Charge, and not wanting to wait for the Bionic.
Motorola (at least in the past) has always released it’s best stuff on verizon and the Targa (according the a Howard forums insider) is a Q3 device. Also I’m sure that we can expect some version of the Pyramid on verizon, I’m expecting a multi carrier launch similar to the Galaxy S
nexus 2 for Verizon? Doesn’t seem impossible?
That would be fantastic, Nexus 2 with a dual core stock android 2.4
Care to speak out on the rumors of all phones except pure Google phones having locked bootloaders and vzw blocking the meids of rooted phones?
Maybe the LG Optimus X2 for verizon?
I agree with DroidCLH. You posted on Friday…so technically Saturday, April 2nd would have been the end of the week. Lets assume you have a Spanish heritage…that would have given you Sunday, April 3rd at best. Well I guess that we can only hope that during your drinking spree you will find a keyboard a vomit your knowledge upon the world. Happy Birthday!
We need you BMX! No more 1 year contracts after next weekend and rumors of the Bionic being delayed or cancelled all together on the AC forums.
We (I specifically) need your infident wisdom!
So ummm, what with 1yr plans going the way of the dodo on April 17, I don’t suppose you could give us a teaser update on this unleaked stock dual core device and whether it’s coming this month? I’m thinking Hypebeast 1yr contract if this other wonder isn’t coming soon. Gotta get a phone. This is like holding my pee during a concert. Must… get… relief… soon…!