Dirty Joke Tuesday!!

didnt have much to post about today as I was dealing with Blackberry issues and work was annoying as hell… so I thought I would post some jokes just for the hell of it…

Q: Whats the difference between LOVE, TRUE LOVE, and SHOWING OFF?
A: Spitting, Swallowing, and GARGLING



A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this…when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?”


The difference between having Guts and having Balls…

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next.”



Four women on holiday visit a new five floor luxury hotel on the beach
the clerk behind the desk says this hotel was designed for women only and as such they can pick which floor they find appealing just come back and let the front desk know what they wanted
the women not believing what they were hearing all smiled and rushed off to find a floor
the sign on the first floor reads “the women on this floor like it short and skinny” the women look at each other and quickly move up stairs
the sign on the second floor reads “the women on this floor like it long and skinny” again smiling the women all move up stairs
the third floor reads “the women on this floor like it short and thick” giggling together the women continue up stairs
the fourth floor reads “the women on this floor like it long and thick” wow they all think and rush to the fifth floor
the sign reads “this floor was built to prove there’s just no pleasing a damn woman”
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