What question or statement has someone asked you or said that made you stop in your tracks and/or made you gain a new perspective?
One of my favorite questions for new associates when I go over the importance of company ethics is:
Is a man right if he does right for the wrong reason?
Is a man wrong if he does wrong for the right reason?
I always get a blank stare on that one and it helps to find out where their minds are….
How about these? Credit given when I could find…..
“Don’t ever let a women tell you how to be a man”
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
“Did God create man or did man create God?”
“What is freedom?”
“Are you truly striving for Heaven or simply running from Hell”
“man has not graduated until he gets his fuckin heart broke. that is your diploma” – richard pryor
“how can you strive for perfection with the knowledge that you never will be perfect, yet refrain from actually EXPECTING perfection?”
“Can God commit suicide?”
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..”
“Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.”
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
and for those not that deep….
“I like big butts and i cannot lie”- sir mixalot
“HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?”
“AND WHY IS IT CALLED A WOOD CHUCK IF IT CANT CHUCK WOOD!!?”
“How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?”
“When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?”
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